Good to see that the entire team attended the Stevie Williams School of High-Fiving.

+1 ROFLMAO! Awesome...just awesome.

4 and Inches was Deanna Favre's story about her time with the Gunslinger.

The interview never had a chance because Schottenheimer told the GM to "Get off my lawn!"

When Dwight pushed down, 2 beef ribs actually popped out of Big Baby's mouth.

Singing into a hot microphone is the last thing Great White's lead guitarist ever did.

+1

An Outsider's Guide to Cutting was the pamphlet Ponyboy passed out before their rumble with the Socs.

Liverpool: The UK's Philadelphia

A "skilled fleet of receivers" is what The Village People pictured when they wrote In the Navy.

Ki-Jana Carter was unavailable for comment because he was too busy losing at the game of Life.

Slurred speech, smelling of alcohol, and a random Otto reference sums up my 5th grade history teacher perfectly.

When Ron Santo was accused of sexual harassment, his lawyer said the charges "had no legs".

+1

"Getting Rid of Dongflap" was also the slogan of Tim Tebow's trip to the Philippines.

I'm more concerned with why Sandusky's balls were on my chin.

What do you mean, "Eh"? THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT.

He'll hit you late, and around the pile he'll hit you in the back

+1

Roy Hibbert is truly the bizarro Lenny Dykstra.