A Space Constraint was also the title of David Carradine's sexual sci-fi novel.

Just a matter of time before diabetes also claims Albert Haynesworth.

It was just a matter of time before Mike Cooper was linked to Jerry Sandusky.

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A 2002 report on Brittany Murphy's work in 8 Mile: She is a terrible, terrible actress.

"Emergency Kicker" is also a fancy name for a Tennessee abortionist.

"overrated" and "annoying" and "overexposed" also describes Brett Favre's Jets stint.

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One of the great long reads of Dexter Manley's career was the McDonald's Dollar Menu.

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JET magazine continues to do the "Yo! Man!"'s work in covering this horrible story.

11/4. Sasquatch. TERRIFYING! VERY TOOTHY! 4:33AM

I haven't seen a Memo do this much damage since that bitch Kim Basinger tried to poison Roy Hobbs.

Richael's new book is Eyeball to Belly Button; The Shaquille O'Neal and Hoopz Alexander Story

Jesus, McQueary! You saw a former coach having anal sex with a 10 year old boy in your team showers and didn't make sure that pervert was locked up? Shame on you and the entire program/university who obviously knew about the accusations and continued to allow Sandusky to meet with children and do so on school…

A higher Vic than normal describes Morrow after the helicopter sent his head 50 feet in the air.

Science keeps making players bigger and faster while evolution lags behind in making bone tissue and neurons stronger.

"Horsing around" is also this season's WNBA tagline.

Reminds me of the time Amon Goeth sent Oskar Schindler home because he reeked of Jews.