Still ranks ahead of Lawrence Phillips' baby mama.

Dealing with hungry and pissed off bears is what the waiters at The Cockpit have to deal with all day long.

I like their partnership with Don the Magic Juan to bring "Longhorn Road Beef" to professional athletes everywhere.

The guy is Andrew Fleming and plays for the Seattle Sockeye.

I thought my local Borders was out of line putting Dexter Manely's biography next to Hooked On Phonics.

We cover freeze tag.

"Ham wins again."

@Phintastic: Out of all the Bay Area professional athletes, Darrius Heyward-Bey made the most money in 2009 with $21M. I think it is safe to say that the NFL rookie salary structure needs some tweaking...and that Al Davis should step back into his sarcophagus.

But does it mention vehicular manslaughter?

Let's just hope this doesn't inspire a sequel to Juwanna Mann.

Jonah Hill wanted to be Matt Stairs, but they had already given that role to Kathleen Turner.

I'm more concerned about the reporter-on-couch violence that Whitlock has committed.

When he gets to the And 1 tour, his name is going to be Hot Sriiizracha.

He still wasn't dumb enough to draft the Lions defense.

This advertising campaign went over much better than the "EAT" poster featuring Mangino and a 3 pound turkey leg.

I am waiting for someone to do that to the Octomom.

Morgan Freeman's dead?

An audible "sigh" from basement virgins all across America.

When asked about the quote, Howard responded: "Yeah, well her shepherd's pie tastes like dogshit."

Let's just hope the Most Nude mascot goes to Paraguay's Cell-Phone girl.