I just need an adult conversation on this rainy-stuck-inside-with-my-much-loved-adorable-but-also-very-annoying-children day. So..... ummm..... who are your favourite movie stars who just seemed to disappear? Mandy Patinkin reminds me that as a kid I was completely in love with Cary Elwes in the Princess Bride - but…

I don't know if any branch of my family has a crest, but holy bucket, look how my boyfriend lucked out:

WHAT KINDS OF PHONES DO YALL HAVE?

It would be amazing if Joe Budden was somehow a parody rapper of Joe Biden.

I need to hear a horrible story about him being horrible (to an orphan?) so I can break the hold he has on me. It's the dork factor that creates the magic. He's going to be such a HUGE star in a few years. Did you see him shut down San Diego Comic Con with his Loki appearance? That was some shit for the ages!

A beautiful, charming warlock. *swoon*

OH MY GOD you have to see The Room rifftrax, that has got to be one of the WORST movies I've seen IN MY LIFE! with Birdpocalypse a very close second

Suzanne is the best. I have to know her back story. Who are her parents? When was she a figure skater? What is her deal I must know!!!!!!!!!

How I would feel if I were a Mennonite.

For those of you who have been on GroupThink the past few days or keep up with Hugo Schwyzer, you know that he's had a bit of a crazy time lately (no pun intended). I was his student a couple of summers ago. I knew he was kind of a big deal because of his ratings on ratemyprofessor.com and a quick google search.…

either sayid from lost, because he can fix everything and give me calm grounded advice.. (and he's so attractive), or- a mini hillary clinton to give me pep talks on the reg.

Hmmm...maybe C.J. Cregg? Is that a boring pick? I really love her; I don't care.

Olivia fucking Pope. Well-connected and has all of the answers. The perfect pocket consigliere who can also tell me how to keep my whites white.

I like dumb jokes, so I'd get a foot tall Billy Joel and a tiny piano. I'd tell everyone that I rescued a genie from a magic lamp, but he misheard me and thought I wished for a 12-inch pianist. Yuk yuk yuk.

Definitely someone who can do magic but who isn't some kind of scrupulous do-gooder. Loki? Sirius Black?

Daria Morgandorfer. We could talk about books.

I'm going with Gandalf. When someone tries to cut line at the Walmart, I'll pull him out so he can yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Samurai Jack.

OMG.... Timothy Olyphant... omg....