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Argyle_Socks

I'll sign up for that!

Oh I wish that I had Uncle Sam's girl.

"Smilers?"

There's nothing like struggling with math your whole life and being treated like a lazy piece of shit by teachers who just want to write you off- and not do their jobs. I yelled at a teacher for doing something along the same lines once- and there was discussion about expelling me.

this is what they sound like:
"WHEEEEEEEE SPork spork spork!"

Is anyone else on their way to the pet store to buy a guinea pig?

How do you break up/get over a relationship where you recognize that the person is absolutely awesome, you are attracted to them romantically and sexually, AND you share common goals/interests, but you just seem to bring out the worst in each other? You know how they say love is all about making the other person a

Yes! I just want a v-neck that won't become transparent after 3 washings. Why is that so hard?

Yes, this is a HUGE pain. Maybe if I had bra-optional breasts, it wouldn't bug me so much, but I don't, and having to wear THREE layers all the time is fucking annoying.

I have this same problem only with a coworker (we're 2 out of 3 employees so there's a lot of interaction). It's so bad that I'm absolutely physically and mentally exhausted at the end of the day because I end up doing the work of two people. Any sort of confrontation scares the shit out of me, so I've never told my

So I'm starting a new job in a week as a waitress, and it's at a fancy resort restaurant. At previous jobs where I had to have my hair up I've always just put it in a ponytail or occasionally french braided it, but I'd like to do something a bit more. Anyone know of any hair styles where your hair is up? I also have

Just got dumped by my boyfriend of 5 months. He says that he cares deeply about me, but doesn't feel like we have a long-term future together. Sorry for the self-indulgent post, but I could use some Jezzy love. Hope y'all had a good weekend! xoxo

The thing about YA literature is that adolescents want to read books that reflect how they think and feel, not books that are written the way they write.

Ironically, that's the haircut I just got (though I asked for my hair to be longer - like, below my collarbone). I was surprised when I looked in the mirror at the end, but you're right: it's totally awesome to just let it air dry and go!

Like so? Perhaps a tad longer?

Reading that made me "inclined" to slap him. How awful!

Gosh you're so kind to consider lil ole me for any further romantic overtures sir. FUCK OFF!

My least favorite was "I think we're done here." This isn't a business meeting, asshole, it's a year-long relationship. I just stood there silently for a second and then said, "Oh. I HATE you."

If someone tells you they want to move on, never see you again etc? Fucking mean it. It's irritating as hell when someone drops it on you that they want to move on or whatever and so you break up - start going through the eating ice cream while watching bad movies, adopt cats, swear off men, etc phase and then the