“We really can’t exit this monorail, now that we’re on it!”

That sort of unnatural look was very much intentional, if not a very slight clue that Cloud was not who he said he was, or that he wasn’t normal at all— Zack’s artwork shows him as being far more muscular, and the only other member of SOLDIER who lacks such visible muscle mass...is Sephiroth. I think it was a rather…

Calorie Mate is every bit as delicious as Naked Snake tells you it is.

So you’re saying you’ve never used an oppai mouse pad, Shane? D:

So you’re saying you’ve never used an oppai mouse pad, Shane? D:

You can jump in just fine. While there are some very minor callbacks to things, only I-III and IV-VI are really connected to each other.

That’s like half the fun, along with the learning itself. You don’t know anything about Zhuge Liang? Well, cool, now you do. You’re not expected to know everything off the bat, that’s why...you’re in school.

If you don’t want to use deodorant or antiperspirant

“Let us show you how to play Persona 5!”

Glad to see you guys getting an official launch/promo, been seeing yas pop up around my Twitter feed and elsewhere! :D

It’s gotta at least be better than any average action film as of late, since its action scenes aren’t 90% cutaways to someone awkwardly flailing a fist while the camera shakes.

Part of the problem, I imagine, is that all things considered, the PS4 has the smallest library of any console this gen, save for the Switch. The Wii U, XBO— they have access to a previous generation of games. There are literally only a handful of PS3/previous-gen games that have been converted to PS4, at least not…

Akuma is pure shit in SF V, period. His fireballs no longer traverse the screen, he can only do aerial ones while jumping forward, and also his hair is goddamn awful.

Coconut milk, man, coconut milk. It’s a poor-man’s Thai curry that way, but it’s still good with whatever you add.

“Did you try turning it off and on again?”, said every IT/QA ever.

Gillette charges very little for their razors— even giving them out for free(which I can attest to), however a pack of replacement blades is somehow like several magnitude more expensive. You might buy a razor for less than $6, but spend $30+ on a small number of razor blades.

Someone was wrong on the internet. It had to be done.

Nintendo did not fully expect the Classic to be such a hit, and the Switch has been out for less than a month. It took close to a year for the PS2 to start being more common, due in part to how tricky the manufacturing was.

AHAHAHAHA oh wait you’re actually serious? Then either you’ve forgotten, or you’re just making things up.

Too bad like every retail company take wake-up calls as “SHIT, QUICK, FIRE LIKE 70% OF THE BOTTOM WORKFORCE”.

Yet it doesn’t. While I think for the most part people can let a one-off go, once someone doubles-down, it’s no longer possible to take as a joke or otherwise facetiously. In this case, Jafari reiterated his anti-immigrant stances as well as his outright racist views, as did Trump his belief that he was wiretapped,…