If that’s gibberish, then you might need some reading comprehension courses. In the meantime, enjoy your vast misogyny conspiracy. You know how it goes, everyday they're asking how to attract more women-hating sexists. That's exactly the Zelda audience.

For the story that they want to tell? Maybe. Is it better to shoehorn a woman into the lead without regard?

>Nintendo is just making excuses for pandering to a sexist gaming market, and transparently too.

Honestly, other than some of the annoying jumps(holy fuck, these would be so perfect in stereoscopic 3D like on the 3DS), the games still hold up extremely well. I think what helps is that Crash doesn’t really speak, so most of the Radical 90's ‘tude™ can easily be ignored.

You better watch out, or Mr. “I can’t feel the left side of my body” is gonna make the greatest getshe national acclaim that’s ever been greated!

What happened to Microsoft’s claims about the XBO needing to be as big as possible to prevent overheating, since it was so powerful and futuristic?

I just hope they figured out how to animate women this time around!

Think about beer. The process for brewing beer is hideously complex. You have to boil the grains at a certain temperature for a certain amount of time, then you have to add malt and hops at the right time. You have to add yeast. You have to let the beer ferment for x amount of time. You have to strain it. You have to…

Huh, I have that shirt Reggie’s wearing. Guess I’m okay to start wearing it again, maybe now that the reaction is less “OMG ZELDA IS THE PRINCESS GAWWWWD” and more “Ha ha! Self-aware parody!”.

It’s a rather bizarre thing, but the Fast and Furious franchise has actually managed— after a few shitty sequels— to actually turn things around and not only become amazing, but even stand against the norm by using actual stunts and stuntwork, versus CG’ing everything on a green screen and calling it a day.

Wasn’t being serious, you can run a car without oil, but not only will it inevitably take the biggest of shits on you, but adding oil after it’s been running dry can also fuck it up.

Folks like that are a reaaaaal pleasure to be around.

Basic practice now. Have you never read about anything involved in say, remaking or porting a game? Until greater storage solutions became cheaper, most games didn’t have their source code archived, and not many companies saw value in keeping it.

I mean, you can drive a car without changing the oil or anything, and it’ll work, after all.

In all fairness, THPS3 pretty much was a perfect game when it came out, just before Neversoft started trying too hard to be edgy and relevant.

Then what would that make Motoko, since she merged her consciousness with Puppet Master’s? If I recall, in Innocence she doesn’t exactly know what to call herself either. If you go by her uploading her existence onto the net and surviving that way, then what’s the separation between her and a program? History, and…

That’s for 2nd GiG/SAC, it varies with each universe— for example, no matter what, she is dual-gendered in the film universe, since it’s left up to the viewer to figure out what resulted from her merger with the (male) Puppet Master. It’s only out of convenience and familiarity that she retains a female form, but…

Alright! It’s the sequel you didn’t ask for to the game you really didn’t like, except for those few minutes when you thought you were gonna be a 1337 h4ck3r!

I think SR II was an amazing game— it starts out fairly slow and kind of boring, but starts building up and never drops. I think part of the key is the order in which you do the missions. I always start with Gat’s line, then Shaundi somewhere in that, finish both(Gat first)— and then move to Pierce since the final…