Emperor Palpatine was gay, and very much in love with Plagueis, JK Rowling confirms.

LMAO at the last guy

How do I cope with this? Obviously, a need of mine will be perpetually unmet. How do I keep myself from resenting her for not being more open-minded?

What we all surely are missing is the wife’s side of the story. Not to sound kink-shaming, but I’m betting this is Annoying Husband Whim #372

See and this is where it’s wild to me because I’ve had some Warren supporters be absolute ASSHOLES to me and insinuate that I’m wrestling with internalized misogyny - okay wait a minute not some, but damn near all. I see it all over Facebook, all over Twitter, and yet I would happily welcome Warren folks into the…

From what I understand, once you fuck, you’re no longer a Virginian. 

Phoenix won the award because (a) he’s consider a great actor that hasn’t won it yet (b) it the kind of punishing balls-out performance that Hollywood loves (c) it’s easy to divorce a performance you admire from a movie you don’t (d) a lot more people really dig Joker than you would think (e) all of the above

We need original Sci-Fi. If Gareth Edwards can give it to us, I’ll take it.

Watching Rogue one at release was jarring because of how many big trailer scenes were either missing or changed completely. Watching a couple of months ago now the promotional material has faded from memory made it feel a lot more coherent as a movie.

Yeah, I have absolutely no idea what the story was originally supposed to be. It’s amazing that what we got works (generally) as well as it does.

I liked Rogue One a lot when it came out. Then I liked it a little bit less on rewatch. But I just re-re-re-rewatched it, and now comparing it to Solo and Rise of Skywalker it’s a masterpiece.

A period piece. Kniveton Stabby. 

Right, because a typical pre-purchase inspection includes confirming that features listed on the original window sticker haven’t been remotely removed from the car by the manufacturer, and any used car buyer who fails to have one of these mythical pre-existing feature inspections performed deserves what they get.

man, I even put the ‘s’ at the beginning of the post so people like you wouldn’t have a rage stroke before you got to the ‘/s’ at the end.

The one time I got laid off the COBRA quote was so ridiculous I remember actually laughing out loud.

I read that moron’s entire twenty tweet thread, and it was, by far, the BEST argument for Medicare for All I have ever read. The upshot was that you could either (1) go without insurance for 90 days, which is a long time not to have coverage, especially with young children, (2) pay thousands of dollars in premiums, or…

20 years ago “Conan hosting the AARP Awards” would have been a perfect Late Night sketch. Now, oddly enough, it seems like a totally normal thing to do.

Lots of Conan content on here. And I’m good with that.

“I’ve never been attracted to him before and wouldn’t want anything to happen between us again, anyway, even if the kiss was hot.”