An important question left unaddressed. What are they hiding?

That’s a non-answer because the obvious follow up is: why did they put Ingress content in those places?

Despite all the horrifying news coming out of Rio, the Olympics will still turn out relatively fine, right? Each time we think a disaster is about to happen, things mostly go off without a hitch (Sochi). Or will this be the first Olympics that bursts into flames?

The creator of Family Circus is history’s greatest monster.

I usually purchase the big packs of floss picks from Walgreens/CVS. Much better flossing experience.

To piggyback off Monarch: once you ARE able to put a pokemon in the gym, immediately go to the “shop” section of the menu to collect 10 pokecoins (upper right corner). I don’t think you can collect the coins if your gym is taken over before you go to the shop.

Comic sans? This is no laughing matter!

God this is terrible but I still laughed.

Nope. that is exactly what you should do. Save it all up, pop a lucky egg, and evolve whatever you can before the timer runs out.

I feel for this man. He is like every Deadspin reader coming across a Kevin Draper post.

Rename the object to ‘Flooring Saw’ and practice this phrase: “I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!” Then enjoy your new flooring saw.

More Galavant please!

When Welker left for the Broncos, Julian Edelman filled his spot, and he performed that role well.

God I hope so.

Not related, I just wanted to put this here:

I switched to a safety razor about 2 years ago and love it. I also bought a pack of 100 blades for $15 or so. Those may last me until I die.

I switched to a safety razor about 2 years ago and love it. I also bought a pack of 100 blades for $15 or so. Those…

I had to do a search to find out who Ian MacKenzie is. What a complete tool.

His thumb got in the way of a couple percentage points. That’s the issue right there.

You have been the opposite of unhelpful.