To piggyback off Monarch: once you ARE able to put a pokemon in the gym, immediately go to the “shop” section of the menu to collect 10 pokecoins (upper right corner). I don’t think you can collect the coins if your gym is taken over before you go to the shop.

Comic sans? This is no laughing matter!

God this is terrible but I still laughed.

Nope. that is exactly what you should do. Save it all up, pop a lucky egg, and evolve whatever you can before the timer runs out.

I feel for this man. He is like every Deadspin reader coming across a Kevin Draper post.

Rename the object to ‘Flooring Saw’ and practice this phrase: “I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!” Then enjoy your new flooring saw.

More Galavant please!

When Welker left for the Broncos, Julian Edelman filled his spot, and he performed that role well.

God I hope so.

Not related, I just wanted to put this here:

I switched to a safety razor about 2 years ago and love it. I also bought a pack of 100 blades for $15 or so. Those may last me until I die.

I switched to a safety razor about 2 years ago and love it. I also bought a pack of 100 blades for $15 or so. Those…

I had to do a search to find out who Ian MacKenzie is. What a complete tool.

His thumb got in the way of a couple percentage points. That’s the issue right there.

You have been the opposite of unhelpful.

new evidence shows that this was not an isolated incident

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Why are the announcers going in on the batter there? The catcher is the one initiating the confrontation. He put himself along the base path to start talking and then got shown up. What did he expect?

2-2 on 0 shots. There's one for the record books.

I’m pretty sure “there’s a joke in there somewhere” violates the Deadspin commenting rules. Make the joke yourself! Even if it’s bad.