Comic sans? This is no laughing matter!

God this is terrible but I still laughed.

Nope. that is exactly what you should do. Save it all up, pop a lucky egg, and evolve whatever you can before the timer runs out.

I feel for this man. He is like every Deadspin reader coming across a Kevin Draper post.

Rename the object to ‘Flooring Saw’ and practice this phrase: “I’m not crazy, you’re crazy!” Then enjoy your new flooring saw.

More Galavant please!

When Welker left for the Broncos, Julian Edelman filled his spot, and he performed that role well.

God I hope so.

Not related, I just wanted to put this here:

I switched to a safety razor about 2 years ago and love it. I also bought a pack of 100 blades for $15 or so. Those may last me until I die.

I switched to a safety razor about 2 years ago and love it. I also bought a pack of 100 blades for $15 or so. Those…

I had to do a search to find out who Ian MacKenzie is. What a complete tool.

This looks like a Jar Jar fleshlight.

His thumb got in the way of a couple percentage points. That’s the issue right there.

Probably landing in Dorne given the new alliance, right? Disembark all the troops and have the most powerful land army in Westeros ready to march north.

Interesting. Definitely something I missed then. That makes more sense.

I thought it was all one night and Frey was just in the feast hall after the party had ended.

Yes, that would seem to be a problem, but not one beyond belief given what we’ve seen from the unorganized Frey “army.”

The perimeter security of the Frey forces leaves a lot to be desired, as Jamie said a few episodes ago. If 8,000 Lannisters can walk into the Frey camp without notice then I don’t see why Arya doing it in disguise presents a problem.

You have been the opposite of unhelpful.