Admit it, Marchman, you like the song. I do too.

That’s a nice kitchen.

I’d invite Barkley to every BBQ. He always knows where to find a nice rub.

Starlin Castro last year.

He probably does.

The story itself would never be published if the guy didn’t break Geno Smith’s jaw. Literally nobody knew who he was, and the story would not be newsworthy. Now everybody knows who he is, therefore “Here’s a Weird Story About This Guy Everyone Now Knows” is newsworthy.

He’s safe. We already had the Starlin Castro sexual assault last year.

HEH HEH HEH!

Major props to these two women coming forward. Hopefully the media up there will not act like total asshats (looking at you, Buffalo).

Don’t do it. Old people apparently do it a lot and there are two big problems:

Don’t you and Burneko have kids? Where do you find the time for that? My Xbox has been gathering dust for months.

The Canucks owner couldn’t write worth shit either. How do all of these billionaires not know how to put a sentence together?

This isn’t a therapy session.

Burneko is on a roll and I love it.

He wanted to do a Chris Paul impression but it’s hard to flop on concrete.

I don’t know why I like this so much, but I do.

Everybody’s a film critic these days (except for Jason Pierre-Paul).

Kind of sounds like they were in on it. If not, then I agree with you.

Cha-ching!

You don’t need to qualify that with “even”. Edge of Tomorrow was fantastic.