Major props to these two women coming forward. Hopefully the media up there will not act like total asshats (looking at you, Buffalo).

Don’t do it. Old people apparently do it a lot and there are two big problems:

Don’t you and Burneko have kids? Where do you find the time for that? My Xbox has been gathering dust for months.

The Canucks owner couldn’t write worth shit either. How do all of these billionaires not know how to put a sentence together?

This isn’t a therapy session.

Burneko is on a roll and I love it.

He wanted to do a Chris Paul impression but it’s hard to flop on concrete.

That was unbelievable for me too. They aren’t even trying at this point. It’s just twists for the sake of twists.

I don’t know why I like this so much, but I do.

Everybody’s a film critic these days (except for Jason Pierre-Paul).

Still not as bad as Spiderman 3 but OH MY GOD. What is that garbage?

Kind of sounds like they were in on it. If not, then I agree with you.

Cha-ching!

You don’t need to qualify that with “even”. Edge of Tomorrow was fantastic.

This looks like an evacuation of Jurassic World.

I heard the Redskins were big in India.

Sorry, I’ve already written it in chalk and that can’t be erased.

You were already waiting at the finish line with a drink in hand my friend.

At this point, I’ll just take your moniker at face value and chalk you up as a lunatic.