Continuing the bird gifs.

Why would Albert and Greg care about what the dickheads over at the main site are doing? Greg might leave simply because he’s an excellent reporter and writer.

The tears were for Arkin. He wanted to hear more about all the drones in Arkin’s new book that he’s selling RIGHT NOW (link attached)!

Let’s see what another brown thinks of the situation.

This is the best thing I have ever read in my entire life.

Truly the Greatest Generation.

This is my favorite theory.

Based on all the jerseys I see with players’ names on the back, a lot of Chicago guys are banging them too.

Filthy Patriotses!

This only raises more questions.

Short for tiempo? I don’t know.

I’d go with bowling. Best of PBA vs worst of PBA, right? Since there is a maximum score, bowling would almost by necessity be the smallest discrepancy. The discrepancy maybe wouldn’t be smallest in absolute points, so you need to find a fair way to measure scoring (touchdown vs goal vs strike).

As you are now all union employees, can you tell us where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?

Lincecum’s face in the below gif is marvelous.

Despite my strong opposition to two first names, you are right on point here.

Did your home get flooded? Big time flooding is scary shit and sucks. Hope everyone’s safe.

This strange, amateurish play is appalling. The kick in the back isn’t good either.

It was a bad joke.

Replay of what caused his bruise:

The people being honored did not necessarily fight for our country. The ratio of combat veterans to all veterans is fairly small I imagine. Even for those who fought, that does not automatically make them a ‘hero’. The whole thing is phony, unseemly and jingoistic before you even find out that it’s bought and paid for.