Aren’t hockey players supposed to chop off their arm and glue a hockey stick onto the stump in those situations? I’m lost on the etiquette here.

Warren should know by now that tipping is customary in that industry.

At least it’s not short skirts and sports bras? Maybe my expectations for Nike are just too low.

Anything with Fantastic Four gets my vote. Relatively well-known property with two terrible movies so far. I don’t know if they flopped in terms of $ because they made a sequel but goddamn were those movies bad.

Or any professional sport, for that matter.

Definitely not elite.

Jaworski: Draft Priest of Dune

He looks tired. Perfect timing for the donkey treatment.

Didn’t even take the time. Looks like a copy/paste scanned signature.

“That is one of the best catches you will ever see.”

Emirs don't have homies, they have palaces.

I refuse to believe he isn’t a life-sized doll baked in the oven of a mad woman’s apartment.

...Was she wearing a wedding ring?

Oh.............. God.

Chrome + Adblock Plus.

Maybe, instead of red lights or stop signs, intersections in cyclist heavy areas should just have patches of grass.

I make Manhattans at home and never buy bitters. It's nice to have I guess but not really essential.

I would say you have to research the trainer as much as the actual exercises. Some trainers are Medicine Ball Hero jokers and can't really help you. Be clear up front about your needs and what you want to work on. It's OK to "interview" a trainer and then walk away if you don't feel that person is the right fit. Also…

You want complicated thoughts? I'll give you something complicated to think about. Here are two dogs body sledding.

If someone hands you a little piece of magic like this, what exactly is there to complain about? All the relevant action was captured perfectly. Just watch it and be happy or shut the fuck up and move on.