This is the real question. Brigham Young has a Hawaii campus? I was born into the wrong cult.

My impression is that Insider has nothing that can't be found on Twitter or elsewhere unless you are crazy about college football recruiting.

EXACTLY WHY

Morgan Freeman: "Ain't come here to play President."

This is what it's all about.

Can confirm. They have Crocodile Hunter re-runs on Animal Planet when I'm in the gym and he will not go ANYWHERE near the hippos.

It was born out of frustration.

dead hookers?

Same for people who hate on Goose Island because they were bought by InBev. The only real change there was the addition of a Grade A distribution network.

Starship Troopers? I need to read that.

In the quest to be adequate, I would like to know:

How did he recognize you dressed as a juggalo?

More like bankruptcy.

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"You're with me, leather." - 2020 Oregon Ducks new uniform infographic

How are those guys even alive?

How does he move so well in those friggin' Walmart pants?