This is His hottest take since Sodom and Gomorrah.

Yeah, I realized that this morning after reading about it but I doubt I would have stayed awake until the end (babies are exhausting).

I hope they do end up with clocks in the dugouts and/or on the scoreboard. I still enjoy watching baseball when I can but it's been years since I've seen a game from start to finish.

That guy talks so much shit, I don't know whether to offer him a breath mint or toilet paper.

I don't know their scholarship numbers but my first thought is this policy will solve an over-sign problem quickly.

Peter - I don't have my own department. I'm just an unassuming man like Andrew.

/type type type

What did I miss from the NBA?

Interviewing for his next job? Goodell would make an excellent high school AD.

The best pranks are the ones where the prankee thanks you and tells you to have a good day.

And getting health insurance.

Slaughterhouse Five?

That's Raysist.

What about the same name as his conversion van? Measles on Wheels.

CHRIST

Well, at least you're cordial. Don't see a lot of that in the dick sucking invitation community anymore.

I never compared them to any of those but, since you bring it up, calling them "vastly inferior" is just patently false. I've had all of the ones you mentioned. Some of their offerings are better and some are not.

I don't care that they sold out, their stuff is still very good. Honker's Ale, their IPA, Harvest Ale, Mild Winter, Nut Brown Ale - all excellent for the beer drinker who's not an asshole.

Let us know when that day comes and we'll re-evaluate.