As a fishing enthusiast, York should have known when to reel it in.

Fantastic.

Teaching the little girls to flop is my favorite.

Is this from Freespace?

Daddy already bet my college fund on Germany to win the World Cup. He's the kind of man who isn't afraid to go double or nothing though.

Because people think that renovating a boarded up house and demanding more out of public schools is whitey ruining the neighborhood dynamic.

Isn't Mad Max the obvious movie choice for visuals with no sound?

Wasn't he on the 2003 list? Everyone knows he's a roider already.

But contracts used to mean something!

That's not the real Bernie. Some sly kids are just pretending he's alive so they can throw a party at his place.

Paul Konerko does this a lot. It seems like a quick adjustment before the pitcher is even ready to throw but maybe some other guys take their sweet time with it.

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That is awful.

GLORY GOAT

By the way, apropos of nothing, I'm shocked the world hasn't had its first troll suicide yet.

Aiken should just go to Japan. At least they're more upfront about your position overseas.

The picture MUST be shown.