Is Teddy beating the crap out of the Easter Bunny at the end there?

"Hello, this is Bus."

I usually throw them a dollar when they have gum/mints/candy out and I take a couple pieces. That's the only time though.

The key is a relaxed, fluid motion.

This is actually a thing?

Hell, the basketball season is too damn long and that's half the number of games.

Why does Black Twitter hate Don Lemon? Serious question.

If you have the time, there's some great family history behind that name. Did you know the Buffalofuckerssons were nearly extinct at one point?

"Paint me like your French girls."

Got me. That was great.

Franzikaner is excellent. I will have to try this combo. Thanks for the tip!

Oh, if only "breakneck speed" were literal just this once.

Don't bury the lede. How many fans were reading books during the game?

It's under the "L" in "Asshole" above. Barely noticeable and I had no idea it was there before Jolie said something.

Weird. After using the tiger off thing the first time, if I just go to deadspin dot com I now see the old layout automatically.

I went to it once and now it seems to be the default layout. Is that happening for you too?

Did Dean Hall really leave the project? That is hilarious. The game will never leave Alpha.

Break it off before it gets to the 'husband' stage, there are plenty of guys out there who will gladly meet your needs. Prolonging it will just make things worse.

I'm 28, currently in a pretty sexless marriage, and some of these comments are really opening my eyes. My wife would probably be happy if I never bothered her for sex again, she doesn't want her game of candy crush interrupted at night.