I'm sorry :(.

It's all a big misunderstanding. He mistook it for a (Aston) Martin.

Looking forward to the pictures with Ford and Dodge muscle cars too.

He seems to be wearing a Cubs jersey at Wrigley though. The plot thickens.

This is soooo true. Certified pre-owned cars are also absurdly expensive.

What a mockery of the game! There's not even a three point line!

These dudes definitely had reservations for something. Or forgot to set their DVR.

It wasn't all that good, but maybe that's just my intuitive bias speaking.

Me too, but that was still fun.

Carlos Martinez, first openly gay baseball player.

What's the over/under on number of minutes it takes for him to claim he was "hacked"?

Do they have Descent Freespace and Freespace 2 as well? Those games would be great to play again.

Already signing endorsement deals with Denny's and Applebees? Get it while you can big fella.

Touchy, touchy.

You're in for a treat.

The guy on the left looks STOKED!

Cortland Finnegan

Is the conference only open to graduate business students?

Pooping on the floor, picking it up, and throwing it in the toilet. This signage is necessary though because some people around the world are absolutely barbaric.

But where will they smoke?