I’m just mad and salty there’s no readily available turnkey kits... I had to fab quite a bit on the Mini, but it never gave me issues - I didn’t thrash the crap out of it, but I wasn’t easy on it either, it was just too hilarious.

I MC swapped Mk1 66 mini (ZX1100) - Also helped a friend MC swap a Honda CVCC (CBR900). Both cars did over 30,000miles AFTER the swap. One was totaled in an accident, one was sold. Neither went through clutches at abnormal rates. Neither required unreasonable maintenance.

Not sure why the few people you know failed so…

Some of you haven’t been here long enough to gather up these delicious, delicious memes.  And it shows.

I think there was a pelican...

They doomed the brand to death in the US by importing the ForTwo with an utterly shite transmission and a barely passable amount of power. Coupled with sub-par mileage it was a resounding “meh”

Being in a different city and different car literally every week - the only thing I use the touchscreen for is to launch android auto if it doesn’t do it automatically.  Further, I refuse to rent cars that don’t have android auto/carplay.  other than that, IDGAF

I actually want one! Awesome in town bar to bar bike for the summers.... BUT - I can also get an old Honda CB and bob the crap out of it for less money and essentially get mostly the same experience?! I’m just glad honestly that these are being made; hub motors make a lot of sense on a motorcycle... We need the…

I’d love to have that bike on the left....it’s pretty rad

SSR.  Complete shit interior, lackluster performance.  But it makes great noises, retractable hardtop, makes great noises.  Better cruiser than a Prowler.

Someone tell the Roadkill guys to do this with 2 V8's...

I quarter lemons on the regular and check em in the disposal to keep it smelling citrusy fresh; any citrus will work. The peels help scrub the thing clean, the acid dissolves fats pretty well and it smells good for a couple of days after.

Holy shit.....SEND IT!!

WTF is “high-brown racing politics”? 

Rueben James here.

Another Americanization of a funny british show?!  <sigh>

I ended up with one as a rental and honestly enjoyed it.  The overabundance of buttons in the center stack - bad.  The tech features in general feel dated, but the car itself was honestly above good.  It’s not fast, but it’s not appliance slow either.  It makes fun little turbo noises with the top down, the top…

CRAMMMMMMM!!

This really doesn’t scream Gemballa like the 90's 930's did - I mean, bolt on RocketBunny flares? This is more like an even more expensive modern RWB bodykit with some interior bits tacked on.

#QOTD

the responses to this amazing post reminds me that there is a great need for a sarcasm font.