Definitely happened in the "Windy City", amirite?!

you’d know you were in the second scenario by the overwhelming number of murdered out 6 and 7 series BMW’s and the odd “baller of the bunch” in the G65.... The wafting scent of Drakkar Nior would also be a dead giveaway.

Wait. Did you just say this guy should suck it up because “starving people in China” excuse?? Seriously?

Bruh, I’m guessing you’ve never paid $80,000 for *anything* let alone something you don’t get to see/touch/use for FOUR years.

A heavy donk by the ole 5point to the frontbutt has got to smart...

I'd truly rather have this than a Maybach. No, not as opulent, but the marks plebs will leave on the exterior won't cost $30,000 to fix. WalMart Ahoy!! #shiphorn

I see what you did there. And also there.

agreed, the whole front clip is bent.

DIBS ON WHEELS!

I would almost like this better if they’d at least de-badged the donor parts - RocketBunny? Tons of louvers/vents? Check. Rediculous ICE install? Check. Neon/underglow? Check. Matte paint? Check, check and rechecked. Confirmed; every showcar from every showcar show ever. Zero Originality.

This is what I was rockin back in them days

shockingly well. 'Mo may or may not have had a couple of dozen of them. But I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of nuclear weapons aboard US Naval Vessels

This is why I always wondered why there was a fish option. Look, I love salmon but not matter HOW good the food in first class is, its not good food. It’s not a gourmet meal that you are going to enjoy. It’s something you stuff down your neck so you aren’t famished upon arrival... Order the sandwich! Enjoy the…

frees up space for the tampon dispenser

Truth. I’m an engineer for a managed IT company and we’ve had 6 clients hit with cryptowall since October; the only ones that weren’t hugely affected were the ones that had a good backup in place. Even then it was several hundred man hours to fix.

All of the yes.

Grandfather did a lot of work out there on various projects. I'm pretty sure there's at least 2 models I've built still in the museum. :)

They gave us the Kolache. Bless Poland.

I'm just sad this probably won't feature a massage scene with full, natural bushes and flouncing boobies; it'll probably be merkins and balloons. <sigh>

Brakes are a thing. I guess you're supposed to just BarneyRubble this thing to a stop?

I'd ride the shit out of this. Daily. Without problems. Then again, I'm in a decent sized city and a commute that's not very traffic-heavy. Jockey shift isn't that tough to get used to.