Your Copa América semifinalists:

The all-caps are a nice touch from Iceland’s very own Drew Magarysson

There are assholes and trash talk in every sport, but baseball seems to be the only one where everyone is so sensitve that they have to run off the bench every time one of their teammates has a feeling.

Hard to get on the kid for celebrating. Michaelangeli is, after all, a party dude.

Mirror for those who didn’t catch it literally in a minute:

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

He didn’t dodge shit, you garbage little human.

Also, didn’t you hear about that woman who killed a man that one time? It totally happens both ways so it can’t be sexist.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

“I legit have no clue about soccer.” Nuff said.

One of my grad school roommate was one of the assistant hockey coaches, our other roommate finished his student teaching and was gone after fall semester. Over winter break coach calls me to let me know there’s a goalie transferring in, and he needs a place to room. I figure NBD, but coach just wants to warn me that…

I mean, we’re not talking about creating characters and then gender-swapping them. We’re talking about a preproduction process where the writers might say something like “alright, and then Nate and Sam go into this old man’s house” and then someone says “what if it’s a woman?” and everyone’s like “hey yeah.” Maybe…

Diversity is a good thing. Looking at every character and seeing if they should be female seems complete crazy to me. It’s rare that the gender matters at all in games (I mean storywise, not representation),so how do you have that conversation?

Haha what

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

They’re from Texas. I’m pretty sure they couldn’t locate Canada on a map

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.