Kinda yes.

CALLED IT.

do you think Taylor says the N word when rapping along with Future

I’m black and I couldn’t agree with you less.

I don’t disagree with any of your points, nor am I qualified to. My only question is whether you think that a person embroiled in this type of situation is qualified to write a book about the “reality” of relationships?

I get what you’re trying to say and agree that men of color are often assumed guilty until proven innocent.

Nah. No. Hell, no.

‘Innocent until proven Guilty’ is often conflated to mean all sorts of things that it really shouldn’t. Much like how the expression ‘Freedom of Speech’ doesn’t mean that everyone is forced to entertain the bizarre thoughts of their peers, the notion of ‘Innocent until proven guilty’ doesn’t relate to people…

It’s very telling that in her narrative, she admits to not being a saint and never asks anyone to take her side or attack him, while he plays the martyr who did nothing wrong, makes it about race (which is, conveniently, the theme of his maybe book) and explicitly insults anyone who believes her and not him. Typical.

Yeah, but since she's stealing Mr. Deeds from Adam Sandler, it's petty larceny.

Easy. “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.” The entire premise of the movie: making fun of a minority that was, IRL, in the middle of a civil rights fight in the same state where the movie took place (because nothing’s funnier than kicking people when they’re already down? Why not at least set it in Amsterdam?) Not…

Hey now. Don’t dis the Wahlberg like that. Different tropes. In Ted, Wahlberg was a good looking guy (for a Bostonian) with a pretty decent bod, and the premise of his relationship to Mila Kunis is that they got together back when being young and fun and dumb was cool, but now he’s struggling to hang on as she rapidly…

Challenge accepted: Jack and Jill.

There’s a scene late in the film when Michelle Monaghan (who plays Sandler’s love interest, obviously) sees Sandler at a black-tie dinner at the White House (with President Kevin James, remember). Her eyes widen. “You dress up pretty sharp in that tux,” she says, and she means it, and he tries to look modest with a…

“Besides, if I want my husband’s name in comic sans on my neck I’ll get it. ‘

First off, Dan is a professional. This is his job.

It’s cute the author thinks tattoos are a sign of counter culture. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have thrown such an immature, disrespectful tantrum over being told she couldn’t get one. “You guys, I am a REBEL!! I NEED this tattoo on my neck to show it!! I didn’t come to a…

That’s great for you, but I still hope you won’t be so entitled and self-centered as to go completely fucking nuts on an artist who doesn’t want to sign his name to whatever you want just because you say so.

From someone who works in the body modification industry, it’s not that Dan thinks it, it’s that he knows the vast majority of the population still thinks tattoos are counter culture. Refusing to do neck tattoos on non-heavily tattooed people is very, very common in the tattooing world. It's his right not to perform…

Yeah really what does Dan know its not like he tattoos for a living or is some kind of professional. You know better though. you are not dumb at all.

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS