Apache4justice
Apache4justice
Apache4justice

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAaaAAAAAAAAH!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING A, this is fantastic. That is by far one of the absolute best moments in cinema history!!!!! I always hear it in his lil fast, mean voice too. You made my damn day. SO HILARIOUS!!!

Only if he wants to die the death of 1000 sandwich-picks for putting fricking mayonnaise on pastrami. That’s worse than putting ketchup on a steak FFS

It is not a reuben. There is no sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, or Swiss cheese anywhere in sight. Reubens are gloriously messy.

Who knew?

I was there! We did lose our shit because it was so freaking adorable. The waiting for hours was a bummer, but overall, I enjoyed it and I’m glad I went.

A health issue is not a fucking difference in opinion.

You do realize that saying “I know several people who do this” does not equate to providing actual statistics, right?

If a kid drank raw milk their whole life it probably wouldn’t make them sick.

You can start here. It’s not like the fact that raw milk is dangerous to give to children is obscure information. Again, the benefits of pasteurization were established in the 1800s. Your friends are taking a big gamble with their children’s health.

Nothing. I eat my cereal plain, with no liquid component. I like my cereal crunchy. I don’t eat it that often any more, but when I used to eat cereal regularly, I’d often throw some cereal in a plastic sandwich bag and eat it on the way to class, kinda like a bag of potato chips or soemthing.

People are giving raw milk to children, which can and does make them very ill. Granted, at least their little darlings aren’t making any other people sick, but we are almost certainly paying for their dialysis.

That isn’t how it works. You are merely lucky to have probably been eating clean eggs all these years. The reason Pasteurization was invented was because so many people who had been drinking raw milk their whole lives, since it was the only kind available, were dying in droves of things like listeria and tuberculosis.

That is the problem with all the left/right coast city folks. Growing up in a sterile city environment where every one is a germaphobe.

An insufferable asshole typically is the side-effect of eating raw cheese.

My wife’s grandparents owned a dairy farm, which we visited years ago when they were still alive. When they took us through the milking shed, I asked her grandfather about raw milk. His response, as best I can recall, was, “Them cows lie in their own shit. You couldn’t pay me enough money to drink that stuff raw.”

If a kid drank raw milk their whole life it probably wouldn’t make them sick. I’ve been eating raw egg since I was a kid and I’m essentially immune to salmonella poisoning (I’ve eaten things with others on multiple occasions where I was the only one who didn’t get sick, including a very unfortunate office party).

As long as you’ve got a protection plan for those kids who God cursed by having them be born to those idiots, I’m cool with this.

I had the chance to talk with a dairy farmer recently and asked about raw milk (this is after I went through the dairy and saw all the high tech and sanitary practices they had.) His response, “No, I wouldn’t drink it. There’s a reason we keep these facilities clean and a reason we pasteurize the milk.”
I figured he

People: do not impose your personal issues with food on the children or animals in your care. Their health comes before your politics.