Ah, resorting to the same old tricks VW Beetle enthusiasts have been using: ingenious!

In the hopes of mitigating the "Colonial Marines" comments, I'd like to point out the Aliens vs. Predator was actually pretty good (read: not bad). The Marine campaign can be surprisingly scary... on weed.

Burnouts in a Ford truck? Did it come with Harley Davidson badges? :P

Right? A small, nimble vehicle with cargo/towing capacity; it's like God got sick of our misdeeds and made this vehicle for us! :P

Yeesh! Having never driven, much less ridden in one, I had no idea they weren't as robust as their "big-brother" F-150. That's such a shame... Well, I still like them conceptually! :P

I may not be one to judge or give advice to a stranger, but... You're being way too sensible! :P

Say what? You're mistaken. That bed looks like it could easily hold a cooler, groceries, or potted plants! Maybe even a golf bag; who knows? :P

Now if only Mini would stop selling all that other crap and only sell the "new original" Cooper (read: not the gluttonous ones of today) and this awesome monstrosity!

This is such a bizarre setup; it's 50% non-essential stuff and 50% stuff you'd actually put into a go-bag...

The wheelie at 1:05 was not very reassuring (read: indicative of recklessness)...

Well, it looks like those Duke boys have gotten themselves into quite a nice ride.

Cheap and high engine output? You must be talking about some other bizarre Audi doppelganger, because Audi is neither of those things.

It happens. My recommendation is to savor the creativity of submitting a candidate rather than "winning".

Well, it certainly sounds like consequences will never be the same as Castillo done goofed and had his IP backtraced. :P

Now, these may not be the most... convincing... sources, but the linked articles are examples of it being made into a thing (granted, a relatively minor thing in terms of coverage). I presumed (perhaps incorrectly) that if it showed up on a Gawker or Jezebel site, it's probably in the Hollywood news to some degree.

That means I can try to buy this car without feeling guilty about it right?? I mean, that's how all that life-crisis-mumbo-jumbo works!! I think... :P

No problem with the film per se; in fact it's great! I simply have a suspicion things tend to fail for one reason or another when they highlight its edginess, provocativeness, or significance. It's similar to (Family Guy) Peter Griffin's reasoning for not liking the Godfather series of films: they insist upon…

Well, now I need a new keyboard because of all this slobber... Thanks. :P

I am utterly confused by the emotions wrought by the sight of the vehicle. They're not bad emotions; they're good, in fact. It's just- I can't handle this car... x.x

I can't tell if that was an expertly veiled insult... o.o