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Don't get me wrong; I agree that your sentiments are correct in general. However, it's important to consider that such notions (i.e. men like to be strong and women beautiful) are unfair stereotypes that got us to the current situation.

Body building is actually incredibly harmful to the body. Numerous professionals have suffered serious health problems as a result of their training.

Seriously. I took my car to a local car wash and thought midway: "Damn, these things are just as cool now as when I was a kid."

Why do you have a problem with mean people? Huh?? You want to fight about it???

If you're using a carwash that isn't brushless, you're doing it so wrong.

Get away from my candy, YOU BITCH!

That's a neat gif and all but it is incredibly distracting when trying to actually read the article.

Yes, but I bet those men don't have neck muscles the size of children's heads.

Sativa extract is probably the best (if not only) legal alternative to marijuana but unfortunately has a pretty short duration of effect.

Simple answer: don't.

Seriously. So much more interesting.

Nothing? Not even a little more Sam Jackson or Newman screen-time? Oh I love how that pudgy sysadmin infuriates the smoking black guy...

As much as you may think your music can't possibly sound better, it can.

That's why we give them laser rifles and a British spy: to take the place over!

Probably... or you could just sleep it off. :P

My balls hurt just from reading the headline.

True... but you can always sell a dog to get rid of it.

Dogs are like children. They depend on you to take care of them and repay your kindness with loyalty. You instill good habits in them through rigorous training. When you arrive home, they greet you with enthusiasm.

It's a scene from the Cohen brothers' 1998 cult-classic (read: hit-or-miss) The Big Lebowski. The slice-of-life story tells the tale of The Dude (Jeff Bridges), who may be described quintessentially as: chill. I recommend it as a must see; if anything, the film itself is well done and you may find some surprises in…