Well, that's what happens when you don't put Ken Griffey Jr. on the cover; people won't buy it.

It's called an alpha release. As in, it is a work in progress.

To be fair, Audi Sport is actually legendary at this point.

Ah, I meant more that the sister usually looks a little like the brother.

I am getting all kinds of weird feelings right now. It's like when your best friend has a really hot sister; she's hot but something's just feels... off. >.<

Likewise, actual stock cars are best stock cars.

Seriously. I've been thinking he was doing some real off-trail stuff all this time... Still hope he gets better but less respect.

Kinja strikes again?

Oh, before you go, I have some free candy in my van. Would you like some?

"HSCT" is a real colloquialism? Never heard of it despite years of experience in property management. Perhaps I'm starting to showing my age... can't keep up with the new lingo kids are using these days. >.>

What? Damnit! Guess I'll have to settle for joining the football team or something... Ugh! SO lame! :P

The cool kids call it HVAC. :P

The UK's counterpart.

Just recently switched to the Machine Era Wallet; I've always been a leather tri-fold guy and have been adjusting quite nicely.

But it's always hot!

BMW X6 ownership is jalop sarcasm; the only reason to own one is because it's so ridiculous.

The Ford GT90 perfectly captures 90's futurism.

Not cool... not cool at all.

Not gunna lie, these commercials were my first introduction to Checkers as a kid... and they totally worked. >.>

The original Bolt was a testament to their design philosophy — a 3.6 inch-wide powerhouse of a slim PC. They created a custom cooling solution. They made a powerful Nvidia Titan card run reliably on a 500W power supply. They worked some mad voodoo.