But the scumbag author decided a dropped marijuana charge was relevant.

Leave it to Deadspin to report an incident where he was the victim of verbal locker room abuse instead of the crime he was committing that actually got himself shot and killed. Gawker media lol.

I’m just as baffled as you are. Got an Xbox One and a PS4. I expected it to be 2-3 years before the good games start coming out. Instead the hardware is being replaced, wtf?!

Ah yes, because Italy has been so great as of late.

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

Uhh, because the old guy probably knows what he’s talking about a hell of a lot more? Because it’s important to leverage athletic ability into long term success?

Is this some kind of new Millennial generation workplace logic? "Mom says I'm special, so shut up, oldster."

Thank goodness Kshama was able to change “Columbus Day” to “Indigenous People’s Day”! What an accomplishment, the effects of which will be felt for years to come.

Arsenal fans are in no way content with this season because they finished above Tottenham. They just think that the manner in which it happened is fucking hysterical, which it is.

Yes a better joke would’ve called out their fans’ thin skin

No one cares you whiny little bitch.

BLACK PANTHER SHALL LAY HIS VENGEANCE UPON YOU

I bet that guy is an African prince. I have no information to base that theory on ...but I bet he’s like Eddie Murphy’s character in Coming to America. Why would he go to Utah though rather than Queens, NY? Yeah, I’ve been smoking.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

because they’re relatively cheap and you get a ton of HP for your money. so 19-year-old TylerSkylerKyler or AidanBradenJadenKaden gets one with mom co-signing his loan, then pulls stunts like in the video. Then when those antics get Cars & Coffee canceled, they’ll mope away muttering “man, this is bullshit!”

Rolling my eyes on this narrative of Cam being put upon by the media. ONE stupid woman wrote a letter detailing her daughter’s negative impression of Cam (likely fabricated as the mom later recanted when people around her told her how dumb her whining was.) Cam says just as dumb of stuff, saying how white America…

Good. Because I don’t watch football to see elite athletes performing amazing athletic feats. I watch for goons injuring the good players so that I can see scrubs play badly.

Does the type of violence these assholes are talking about make football more or less entertaining?

Rodney Harrison couldn’t even separate a football from a man’s helmet with the Super Bowl on the line.