I wish I could be paid ass loads of cash to assume at my job too.

And basketball is just a bunch of guys running around chasing a bouncy ball.

#3 is nearly impossible to beat in a couple Gran Turismo races due to the extra downforce generated by those fans (which got it banned IRL), so every time I see that car, I foam up with irrational hatred.

Said the Titans fan.

The endorphin's released by exercise have been shown to be incredibly effective treatment for depression. I know I feel mildly depressed if I go even one day with out exercise. I don't need to bash the fatties, I just don't agree with any of the excuses. If you are dedicated to eating healthy and getting a…

I'm not going lie, I USED to be one of those girls. I thought I ate like a bird and was just cursed to be chubby. But then I wrote down what I ate and at the end of that day I realized I was eating 4,000 calories, not the measly 1,200 I convinced myself I was consuming.

It has most certainly not been disproved in the scientific/medical community. For every dinky blog post you can give me, I can find hundreds of peer reviewed journal articles that state the opposite. Calorie restriction still remains the best method of weight loss, bar none.

I'm 27 and I was diagnosed with PCOS at 18 via blood test. My BMI is 19.6. I keep a food diary every day and I've been a strict vegan for eight years. If you're willing to eat well, there's no reason why PCOS should make you over weight or obese.

Why does every single overweight person on this site have PCOS, a thyroid condition or some other excuse? Can ANY of you just admit that you eat too much?

The Rangers overpaid him. They did so to such an extent that they were willing to eat a substantial part of his contract just to get rid of him. NY didn't pay him any more than Texas had promised to. FWIW, the Mets are still paying Bobby Bonilla, so the Yankees definitely don't have a monopoly on picking up long…

Enhance.

No.

This is unconscionably fake. It's a collection of many of the most commonly joked-about deal-breakers, assembled in one list. What, was there no fake Mitt Romney yearbook quote to post today?

The worst thing is, Sam didn't think the sunset was going to come, so he left the beach early before it ended

I should've known better than to think I could block out an NBA title in South Florida, and looking back, that's why I get my hackles up any time someone shits on All Miami Fans.

Dulce just got intellectually dominated by a superior and is either too stupid to understand it or is trying to act like it doesn't bug her. I cannot decide which.

Thank you for so eloquently summing up exactly what I was talking about.

Miami "fans" is one of the biggest reasons that I was surprised that Bron went to South Beach.

There have to be some good people in Miami. I know there are. But these are the only degenerate piles of dreck the rest of the country ever sees. It becomes so easy to despise Miami.