Enhance.

No.

This is unconscionably fake. It's a collection of many of the most commonly joked-about deal-breakers, assembled in one list. What, was there no fake Mitt Romney yearbook quote to post today?

The worst thing is, Sam didn't think the sunset was going to come, so he left the beach early before it ended

I should've known better than to think I could block out an NBA title in South Florida, and looking back, that's why I get my hackles up any time someone shits on All Miami Fans.

Not everyone knows who Aaron Hernandez is because not everyone is a football fan. Hence the headline.

Dulce just got intellectually dominated by a superior and is either too stupid to understand it or is trying to act like it doesn't bug her. I cannot decide which.

Thank you for so eloquently summing up exactly what I was talking about.

I've also seen people become little stoned lumps, but- I've never seen the kind of hitting rock bottom with weed as I have with booze. I've never seen a stoner hit a guy in a bar, or kill someone while driving drunk. Wake up next to someone they don't know and have no idea how they got there- multiple times in a…

Miami "fans" is one of the biggest reasons that I was surprised that Bron went to South Beach.

There have to be some good people in Miami. I know there are. But these are the only degenerate piles of dreck the rest of the country ever sees. It becomes so easy to despise Miami.

You're missing the point entirely. Completely and utterly.

Everyone just walk away slowly....DON'T do it.

Careful people.

That means not being told "lose weight" when you go in with a broken arm. That means not being ridiculed by trusted authority figures with a mandate to provide care.

Breaking News: Overweight people tired of being told they are overweight by doctors. Want Doctors to stop doctoring.