STAAHHHP

6'2" in an MK4 Jetta TDI. Put 220,000 on it and counting, all in comfort.

50% utilization? That'll get you shot in Germany.

Ballin on a budget bro

Great point, filing this one away in the memory banks for future use.

Splendid.

I always hated you guys.......until I joined you.

If by basketball you mean shootyhoops then yes

You sold me on "through clever use of farts". Its making me think my everyday fart usage isnt quite clever enough...

I think I read that you can blow up gas stations now, or soon, so were getting there.

fuck the police

Yeah....I'm not sure they would have killed him off like they did if he quit for medical reasons.

unless its a MKIV TDI...then it has no equal.

Oh man I had that one. The Hutts tried to replicate the death star but mostly just the superlaser right? So it looked like a giant space peni....lightsaber.

This is easily the whiniest site on the kinja network, you guys are amazing.

balls deep

I just wanted to point out that Emma Stone is in Superbad too. Thats a lot of Emma.

Thats a neat idea. We can ride those fuckers down the highway to hell

So based on his profession and reaction to the situation we can safely assume he's an NC State grad/fan.

Steve Smith, believe it or not, is addicted to Rageahol.