Senator Joni Ernst (R-IA)... took a spill Monday ... so Kelly had to cover up the scrapes on her knees with a bit of concealer.

Thank you for saying this. I’m a fat woman who exercises and I’m tired of being told I should be scared to. Just whatever. No one cares, Really. they really don’t.

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

How can you hate a building full of free books? Gasp.

Sure they have fancy parties and hashtag pool floats but did they manage to pull off the most bombass cheese-stuffed burgers for the first time today?! I think not. Pie-pie 1, celebrities 0.

She’s already eager to go back to work this week. Supremely badass woman.

NRA: “His last name suggests he’s not white.
Nothing of value was lost, please continue to hand out guns like candy.”

Kit Harrington is right up there with David Tennant and Benedict Cumberbatch in the “Guys I didn’t understand the appeal of until I saw them in motion.”

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

Yo Abby. I’m white and hella average too. No need to be bitter about it.

you know, it really isn’t nice to speak ill of the dead...

Dear Antonin Scalia,

Good for them, fuck the non-response from the republicans. The bill may be shit as it is but making them vote on it will give everyone an idea on where the representatives stand on it. It's time to hold them accountable

Menstrual Justice is my new feminist punk band,.

I don’t understand this.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ooooooooooooooooff.

Why stop there? Let’s blame the American Revolution. Shit, let’s blame small pox blankets. Who invented the boat? Fuck that guy. I blame the inventor of the boat.

You guys! My friend’s seven year old daughter wrote Obama because she was upset about people abandoning animals at animal shelters. SHE GOT A LETTER FROM HIM YESTERDAY! A real letter! With a real signature! It wasn’t just a form letter - he acknowledged the things she said in her letter and agreed that, yes, we need…

Ooo! I was just trying to remember the name of the commenter who was speaking on infanticide in gorillas a few days ago. Was that you?