@Jilkon: Yes, please! If not him, I'm sure someone else will do it anyway - hopefully by the time the 3DSlite comes out and I'm ready to buy one. :)

@Nostragamus: Something tells me Microsoft wouldn't be so friendly if they were in Sony's shoes right now.

The kid might be on to something, here.

@bakagaijin: Thank you for the kind words. Warms my heart. :)

@hbluft: As long as they hire a sexy lady to play the spunky lawyer, because this whole thing is a little too sausage-festy so far.

@Zippi: Well, I was 21 a long time ago... I'm a failure as a human being! *WAAAAAH!!*

@The Sentient Meat: Steve Ballmer scares the crap out of me. Someone please make the big angry man go away...

I think I'll just bookmark this article and post the link whenever I have to explain why I won't be getting the 3DS at launch, despite being an early adopter of every console released since the original DS.

@Ice_man: All I have to add to your comment is: READ SECRET SIX!

This is all I can think of when I hear "in your pants."

@BrainBubble: The problem is that your "joke" came after about five dozen identical jokes, so it's kinda hard to understand that it was supposed to be humour, y'know?

"Call of Duty: Black Ops (dubbed) (PS3)"

@FuriousFuryHaver: That's a lotta bro, bro.

I'll admit: I laughed out loud when I reached Fahey's reply. I think it mirrors the reaction of a lot of readers quite closely when we saw that Blops was nominated — and no, it isn't because it's cool to hate on COD or Activision, it's simply because... well, it's all up there in the replies.

@FuriousFuryHaver: Word, dawg—uh, I meant bro.

@Nick Edge: Judging from the comments, you're going to be doing a lot of choking.

@JRDad: Same here. Now that we have an official price and line-up, it's settled: I'll take a 3DSlite at 199.99, please.

@BrainBubble: Yes, that's a perfectly appropriate analogy, because I'm sure you created and defined a substantial portion of the business you're in, right?

@Bondage_Zombie: There are several games that I'm interested in, but not to the point of running out and buying the system as soon as it's available (not at its launch price anyway, considering how little I play on handhelds these days).

A two-hour borefest and no official price announcement for Europe? C'MON!