@AngelMayLaugh's love is like surgery and your love is like scars: "Sorry, but first, we have to finish FFXIII-2.

@Pray4Mojo: Bear in mind that you have to link your Steam ID to a PSN ID in order to download the PC version. You still need someone with a PS3 - presumably the person you'd give/sell the game to.

@xxXX_Insanities_Birth_XXxx: What don't you get? Personally, I intend to play the PC version, so I could just buy that... or, for another 10 bucks, I can also get a PS3 version that I'll give to a friend who only has a PS3 and an old Mac laptop.

OK, OK! I'll buy your stupid game! Stop giving me awesome stuff, it's embarrassing!

@timestep: You mean like this?

@Hayley Victoria Morris: I couldn't find an appropriate word that wasn't deeply offensive or homophobic, so my lexical laziness led me to write 'tomboy' and leave it at that. Apologies if it seemed like I was attaching a negative connotation to it; the idea was to imply that Ballmer might.

@Ayakitty: Yes, tomboy definitely isn't an insult, but every other word I could think of was... well, a bit too much of an insult, so I had to settle for that.

@Nightshift Nurse: Indeed.

Fellow Kotaku readers, if you're a lady enjoying your Xbox or a gentleman having fun with Kinect, I believe Steve Ballmer just called you a tomboy and a pussy, respectively.

Holy convenient scapegoat, Batman!

Ah, good old gender roles brought to the 21st century... :/

I love that Bethesda not only acknowledge, but encourage modding. Of course, it helps sell games when potential customers are guaranteed to see dozens of great mods coming their way, but other developers aren't as supportive*.

@That-Other-Guy-Over-There: I feel like I'm missing out on some of New Vegas' most distinctive features: 30 hours in and the game has only crashed three times, two of which because of a dodgy mod. What the hell is wrong with my copy?

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why PC gaming will never die.

@FuriouslyLogical: Yeah, I laughed until I imagined the "specifics" of the act and gasped, "Oh gawd, what have I done to my poor courier?" :D

Oh, so Fisto the Fisting Robot is the reason new Vegas is rated M.

Oh, good, now I have a scientific excuse for being dumb. The next time someone calls me an idiot, I can say that it's not my fault, it's because I was born ugly. I love science!

@Shinta: Anyone who keeps bringing up Nier rocks. :) Fahey rocks just a little more for writing a great review of the game, which probably sold more than a few copies to Kotaku readers.

@Surreal_Sunshine: It came out of nowhere!: You make a good point. Besides, if being annualized is held as a negative against NBA 2k11, then I expect to see the same criticism leveled at COD-Blops when get to that discussion.

It's ME2 for me, but I'd be fine with RDR winning. They are both paragons of their genres.