Either he or the other man in the car snitched, so he may have already been in touch with the police.

That GIF. Oh that GIF.

Thank you for this. Thank you.

That would be a safe bet. He definitely addresses being cut off during his Decision comments in Grantland today. Let's just say Bill doesn't think that the "outage" was an accident.

The apprentice handshake is what the kids are calling it these days...

I take it you're a fan of the ol' Maroon and Black?

I don't blame Drew for a slight oversight. The Jim Zorn era was so bad in DC, everyone had to get an "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" treatment. Zorn (miraculously) didn't even make the also-ran list. For this reason, I present to you without further interruption: Swinging Gate.

No I cant see the difference between a deer, duck or a dog because they are all animals. All of them could be pets. If a dog has feelings, so do all of the other animals you are OK with killing. So if you are an animal lover, please be consistent.

Vick deserved death? Are you serious? So what you're saying is the government should execute anyone that has killed an animal? OK, sure.

The 'most of my friends are (insert race, nationality, or sexual orientation)' bit is so contrived and tired its not even funny. The phrase actually has the opposite effect. It aligns with 'I'm not a racist but...' as the most telling phrase currently used by bigots.

AristaNashville and Brad Paisley must be ecstatic. The Accidental Racists are banding together under one red flag. Now excuse me while I adjust my gold chain and do-rag.

Everyone stay calm. Sergio is just eying a music career. Accidental Racist part 2 featuring Fuzzy Z. and Hank Williams Jr.

At this point, didn't you EXPECT us to lose? I'm not even disappointed anymore. Currently, I look for the most creative ways a D.C. team can flame out. Let's not just lose, lets lose in the most disgusting, heartbreaking fashion possible. The Caps game wasn't like RGIII blowing out his knee, or the Nats blowing a…

I'm a loving, caring person (I swear). Katherine Heigl is quite possibly the worst actress I have ever seen. Like worse than Kristen Stewart bad. Like worse than Pauly Shore bad. I hate every single movie she has been in and it astounds me that she continues to get any work except for MAYBE a desperate indie.

We will never forget Dre..

NEVER FORGET.....Dre

There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you think...

Cocktail?

Shrinkage? Somebody watched Seinfeld last night...

True. Darkness fades, but the lily-white forever remains.