WHY CAN'T RYAN GOSLING GET FAT AND PLAY HARRY NILSSON IN THE BIOPIC BEING CREATED IN MY MIND?!

I love this kid so hard. Look at that gaze! He's got Bowie down cold.

*stares in pure, open mouthed AWE*

WOW he's beautiful

This story rocks my face! LOLOL. So good.

God, that whole story sounds really familiar. So many closeted high school crushes...

Well done!

You've got a top 10 story, right there.

omg i'm dying

This will probably be identified by anyone who knew me in high school, but I will change names to protect the innocent.

Dolly: I love your story! It really brings to life the whole damn thing, the entirety of the event. I want to laugh, and cry, and give you big hugs in case your heart's still hurting.

Hush, children. The Gays paid for it all. Many, many people were willing to contribute many many dollars to send off an old friend and fearless trailblazer in style.

I get what you're saying, but for some of us "No War!!11!" people, another war comes at the cost of our OWN loved ones' lives, and coming on the heels of two awful, pointless, brutal middle-eastern entanglements already, I mean... I get that something needs to be done about Syria, I really do. And it might be that the…

I was a victim, at 16, of child abuse by a family friend, which my mom and step-dad actively encouraged because a) they were alcoholic fuck-ups at the time and b) my step-father had been molesting me already and my mom was...jealous in some sense? He was a teacher at my school, but also a guest at our house, and my…

I have never read one of your articles without laughing loudly throughout it. And on top of that, it's extremely helpful! What is this dark writing power you possess?

You're a dear, but only if it's a white? Or maybe something sparkling? Or perhaps a colorless cocktail?

A harrowing tale of love and loss :(