I ate all of these yesterday, and a cronut, and two macarons and now I am dead.

I had fourth date romantic sex with my boyfriend who I met on...Tinder! So don't totally rule it out as purely for hook ups.

She’s just a moggy (I think). I just looked up korats and she does look like one! She never puts her tongue out like that, it was just a very lucky snap.

My cat shares my feelings about report writing.

People I’m happy are dead: Trant, Stannis, Selyse, Myranda

This is so cute and perfect! Can’t wait for the new season.

Well this was when JG was PM. Not only does she not have any children, she’s only 13 years older than me. I didn’t expect TO bouncers to be well-versed in Australian politics.

I hate lining up for clubs, so when I lived in Toronto I’d tell bouncers that I was the Australian Prime Minister’s daughter. Clearly that is not an impressive claim as it never worked.

Really? How? I just tried it and my gif didn’t gif, it just sat there, still and boring.

I swim in the nets which are a bit to the left of the photo. There’s crocs too!

Thanks! I posted it on my Facebook when I took it and it got the most likes of anything I’ve ever posted. Certainly more than my face has ever received, ha!

Trinity Beach (near Cairns) in Australia. I’ve wanted to live here my whole life and I finally made it happen 6 months ago. It’s a wonderful place to live.

I’m looking forward to seeing her headphones! I reckon it’s going to look great.

I’ve started going down to the beach and having a coffee before I go to work. It’s helping me to have a calmer, more positive day. Anyone else have a morning ritual that helps for a good start to the day?

I tore my calf muscle this week. I can’t walk or drive. It has made me feel even worse about being single, because I can’t really do anything and there is no one to help me. I can’t even go to get the ultrasound I need because the nearest place is an $80 taxi ride away and my friends (who have been great, taking me to…

Australia has the best weird place names: Tittybong, Bald Knob, Wonglepong, Tom Ugly, Poowong, Mt Buggery.

I just had a quick Google as I wasn’t sure what you were referring to. Liam really likes to piss everyone off, doesn’t he?

Wow. I never liked him, but now I actively hate him. What an awful excuse for a human.

There really was no other possible ending, was there?

Oooh, ooh, I got this. I was a big Oasis fan back in the ‘90s, so when the band came to Melbourne my friend and I decided to go to their hotel. My friend found out they were staying at the Hilton, and they rocked up in their van to a small crowd of fans waiting to say hello. The band was quickly ushered into the foyer…