The man you’re looking for is Kevin Kelley. There’s plenty on the Internet about him. Football will instantly become a better sport the day he gets a college job. And yes, it needs to be at a terrible program.

Die.

That paragraph confused me, too. I parsed it as “yes, there are isolated cases where gay adoption might be preferable, but we don’t want to condone that on a societal level.”

She should be jailed for contempt until she signs a marriage license by hand, resigns her position, or her term ends.

The Browns have joined the Dolphins, Falcons, and other teams in uniform changes that make them look like the unlicensed version of themselves.

Just once, I wish these people would have their own logic used on them.

I’m glad you posted the less snarky version too. The Internet being what it is, it’s nice to have a polite debate every once in awhile.

I can see that. Now that I look at it again, I think her mistake was committing too early to the idea of putting the ball into orbit. (You can see her winding up.) When the ball come off with an unexpected spin, she was too committed and couldn’t adjust. Tough break.

The offensive player wasn’t that close, and no one else was even in the frame. She had time to trap and dribble out of there. My guess is that she thought the opponent was closer and rushed it when she didn’t have to.

I am so goddamn sick and tired of this “waah, everybody gets trophies nowadays” shit.

I agree, that was a poor troll. Dan Marino is pretty much the only good thing that’s happened to the Miami Dolphins since 1973. (Even Don Shula could be taken to task for keeping Tom fucking Olivadotti around for eight years, when a merely average defense could have won them a Super Bowl.)

Beckham also didn’t look at the neighborhood around the Marlins park and see it’s a burned-out crack ghetto nobody wants to set foot in. He didn’t visit the site of the “old” (b. 1987) Miami Arena, where this revitalize-the-neighborhood shit has already failed. He didn’t look at a demographic map and see this location…

I will never understand why Isiah Thomas keeps getting opportunities like this. He’s that guy in your office who’s an asshole to everyone, fucks up every single thing he touches, can’t follow the simplest rules, throws everybody under the bus the second it’s convenient to his career, and gets promoted every time.

This needs more stars.

Once again, XKCD has a prescient strip:

Whoever illustrated this is a goddamn genius. That is all.

I also want to defend the "footlong" person, for a different reason.

Not exactly a complete list, but the best treatments of the subject you could ever ask for:

I just want to say that all your comments here have been fantastic stuff. I can't help but think that so many societal problems could be solved if there were more early teaching of empathy and boundaries.

"Obama: Anime is Definitely Real" with an ALERT ALERT ALERT crawl? This must be the Fox News version.