I just feel bad for Graham Harrell. If you can't make the Jets roster, it's time to find another line of work.

And with that, the stage is set for "Act III: The Fall" of the Tebow mythology.

If ever a Tebow story was newsworthy, this is it. Adding a "third-string NFL QB at best" to the Jets' roster would be a significant upgrade.

I don't know why the shaving industry has such a boner for twin blades. I hate twin blades, because the space between the blades immediately clogs with gunk to the point of uselessness. I inadvertently bought a pack of single-blade shavers once, and it was like finding Jesus. A store-brand 12-pack of disposable…

Top shelf. +1

So there are THREE people on earth who've crashed during an eyeball race? God, I love the Internet.

Yeah, I'd love to see a version of this map for all college teams.

The Dolphins head coaching history post-Jimmy looks like face-eating incident on an I-95 offramp.

The Dolphins have changed their uniforms this season. They now look like a team from a videogame that forgot to secure licensing rights from NFL Properties.

If they listed Cecil Collins, they'd have to list every fucking failed running back Jimmy Johnson acquired, and my computer would run out of memory trying to list them all.

If Geno Smith had looked NFL-ready while Sanchez got hurt, they'd all be singing "ding dong, the witch is dead." They're upset because, in a roundabout way, they lost their best quarterback. And they're really upset that their best quarterback is still Mark Sanchez.

The Jets disparage themselves. Deadspin just reports it.

I will always +1 that. One of the best rants ever.

Yes, but spell it Buy-O-Grocery for more subtlety.

Except Yuniesky Betancourt.

This has all the sincerity of a Philip Morris anti-smoking commercial. WHAT ABOUT TIM TEBOW OOPS I SAID TEBOW I HAVE TO PUT A QUARTER IN THE TEBOW JAR BECAUSE I SAID TEBOW. Then they show a pre-made Tebow graphic.

The rest of the sports news industry is just as lazy and vacuous as ESPN. If they were doing any of their own journalism, the cycle would fail at Step 8. (Or ESPN would have to work a lot harder to get it over the finish line.) They're more than happy to be remoras to ESPN's shark, since it's less work they have to do…

An amazing stat this team hasn't had a win from a QB it's drafted since 1987.

Usually, the NCAA shrugs even if it does gain traction in the press. By their standards, this is a highly progressive move.