This is clearly an overly sensitive helicopter mom.

Hear that, ladies? You're only as interesting as the husband you convince to marry you.

What department of Vice do you work for?

Whatever. Sam Smith rocked my shit

My wife is a choreographer and I work in the music industry. She wanted something current that would get everyone going. I wanted something that wasn't the norm for a first dance. We did a dance to Timber.

OK!

The yellow cab that I took on Saturday had no idea how to get to Astoria from midtown.

You can't be everything to everyone

The name should be Fuzzy McFuzzinstein

I am dead

I guess "It's Been Awhile" since he saw the lyrics to the National Anthem.

It's nice to see her going from an utterly useless character on The Walking Dead, to a supremely useful human being in real life.

A billion stars for using a screenshot from "The Warriors"

SUCH A COWARD!

Seriously. And it's not like he was a huge reason the Rangers made back-to-back WS and now fans hate his guts there. Oh wait....

I KNOW! And it really sucks how I have no control of reading this website.

I like how he changes it up on one of them with "Not sure of they serve a defibrillator with this..." instead of the usual "Served with a defibrillator."

I honestly thought when he started going "And there are muppets in this, right?" that he was just playing along with his mistake and making light of it. Then he seriously goes a minute later "But there are muppets in this?" and has a stonecold serious face that I just lost it.