That would change my life if it worked in Windows XP, or maybe I'm just doing it wrong :(

Game Timer - 3:10

I wonder if they're going to wait to see how well people respond to backside touch controls on Notion Ink's Adam tablet.

It looks like Take-Two has a Situation.

When you lose $100, it's like WTF!? If I saw that many zeros, I'd probably poop myself then laugh too.

I like the lanyard, but the shirt must have been made by Kotaku commentators.

I have that umbrella! Luckily, I've only gotten awkward glances/glares and compliments like, "that's awesome!"

I can't wait for the Tekken X Antiques Roadshow game.

@meatbag_pussrocket: I didn't see anything about a contract, but according to lifehacker's link (to logic buy, which links to a similar page on the same site)

I'm guessing 1b. is undisclosed, in the Chuck Norris patent, because by reading 1a. Chuck Norris legally gives you a roundhouse kick to the face.

*Miyamoto picks up phone and hears heavy breathing*

lol I thought the show was going to be called, "Deadline"

@TickleMeElmo: Or everyone can get their microsecond stopwatch out and wait for Dec. 11.

After reading the City Room article, I don't blame him for doing what he did.

No golden Tetris cartridge? Where all the blocks are golden.

Something tells me that iPhen 4 would be a great addition to my iPed.

@Natey: I think that you have to become an expert at something. Considering he said, "No bronze leaguers," tells us his profession.

I can't imagine why you would need to keep the photos... unless you plan to upload them to a website called, "Rate My Checkpoint"

I'd be more inclined to play in public if they made it more like the game, where the loser gives the winner some money.

I don't understand why you need graphs.