When I hear a magazine called, "Men's Health" I assume I'm going to read about something scientific about Men's health.

Apple should keep the iChatr app and make an iExposeRoulette app.

I want this.

Everyone assumes that the girl in the picture likes games. If you look at the gallery, it's just a picture of "Stereotypes"

They're going to announce the success of the iPad Nano, apologize for calling it the iPhone 4 and announcing the iPhone 4GS is coming in November

Can't you just put the liquid in a zip lock bag?

I don't think following someone on Twitter counts as "stalking."

Oh God hates everybody, let's just face it.

I'm still waiting for a story to say, "Farmer neglects thousands of dollars worth of crops because he was playing too much Farmville"

That's awesome, it's one step closer to Tony Stark's PDA in Iron Man 2

I like how that title can be read multiple ways.

According to the article, I should pretty much lie about everything on my profile, or go die in a fire :(

A ninja with the Apple logo on their belt, snuck into my house and stole my iPhone 4.

So...it took XPRT Ventures 7 years to realize this?

"I was trying to bring notice to the sexual repression in the art expression of today."

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: That's exactly what I thought.

Activision wants a share of Microsoft's revenue for the success of Modern Warfare 2?

Did anyone figure it out?

Someone made it their job to figure the steps out.

I'm hoping for Super Smash Bros. Kart, but with my luck, his new hobby is watching fat people run on treadmills.