We usually have them attached to bowling alleys. But it's the usual Time Crisis 2 machines, couple of 'coin pushers' and maybe, if you're really lucky... a DDR machine.

One day, when I become a millionaire, I'll even bring arcades back into fashion ;)

Oh man. This looks incredible. Would like to visit.

It's a shame that the arcade culture just can't survive in the UK. Would love to see stuff like this.

I have faith (hurr) in Mirror's Edge 2. The first was a a great concept, that was very nearly pulled off to terrific effect, a few too many corridors kinda weakened the end product for me though.

I dunno, I'm sure there's a rather unorthodox 'hack' to get around this. Maybe there's a way of sharpening your knives on a frozen block of meat. So you can cut your meat with your meat sharpened knives?

Or alternatively, you know.. You could always sharpen your knives.

Ouya supports DRM.

How long until Bohemia send a few researchers over to Mars, and then conveniently "forget" about them after a short while?

This. This is the reason to buy a Wii U. This is the kinda shit Nintendo should be doing. Not more new (old) Mario games. We need stuff like this.

I am. I'm speaking with my wallet. I spoke when I traded in my Wii-U Premium. I want Nintendo to give me a reason to love their console, but they're just not doing interested in giving me, or many others, a reason to.

That said, my main "beef" is with Nintendo fans. Who buy the same old crap over and over, all the…

TLDR: I want Nintendo to release something that isn't the same old Mario shit. I have no stake in these petty console wars. I just want to play good games. That's all. Why won't you let me game bro?

Spoilers - Here's how it's gunna go down.

Iwata and Miyamoto take to the stage, both wearing huge, goofy ass grins on their faces.

Without a word, they take to center stage and stand there silently, side by side.

Miyamoto first, he unzips his pants, drops them around his ankles, and squats right then and there.

Camera…

Here's the thing. The Japanese market is highly unlikely to buy this title anyway. Sound off all you like, but Faith is awesome.

Oh come on Sony. You're just doing it all right. Region Free, Preowned, Offline... Take me. TAKE ME NOW.

I take every chance to shit on EA, I really do. But today, they slamdunked the ball right out of the park, or however the saying goes. Of course, we had to endure the sports shite, but the stuff before and after, was liquid gold. Bravo.

Fuck YES. That is all. :D

And don't get me started on how bad the poor Aussies are gunna be screwed.

Sick of this. $500. Us Brits have to pay £429. Which is the equiv. of $680. Just... because. :|

He could have you know, encrypted, and released a 1.7TB empty file.

Please. Do not gut your old consoles to convert them into PCs. Also, do not 'mod' or 'hack' them to look more "steampunky" - Because it will look terrible. That is all.

God damn those are some phallic overtones.