I am actually shocked that you deemed this worthy of an article.

"A dude put an anime wallpaper on his phone."

Brilliant work guys. :P

I've previously spent over an hour each day on the cardiomachines in a gym, for a couple of months. My PSP and MP3 player got me through. Find a good RPG, or something that doesn't require pinpoint precision controls - and away you go. I got an obscene amount of levels playing Star Ocean Second Evolution one year. :D

This game might, MIGHT be what finally tips me over into buying a Vita. I loved the PSP, it's a shame it wasn't fully supported by Sony, and it looks like they're making the same mistakes again... But dammit. Wanna play this game.

Calling it: A mobile social game, directly 'Farmville' inspired, but with Final Fantasy Sprites. It'll cost $29.99 and feature an obscene amount of microtransactions.

They've purchased the rights to do GOD HAND 2.

Preordered the very moment it was available here in the UK. Fond memories of trying to pick up DP vanilla at launch, popped into a GAME store, and asked the assistant manager for a copy. The look on his face was one of pure disgust. I think he would have been better pleased if I smeared fecal matter all over his…

Our sausages are made out of horse and our elderly. Mashed up in some kind of banged up mess.

I know right? But usually they're so shocked by the bad smell of the rotting teeth, they can't offer any further insults. Take the good with the bad.

I swear, people are just getting offended for the sake of being offended. As a Brit, I roll my eyes when anyone asks if I live in a cottage, drink tea, have bad teeth, eat nothing but roast beef etc (roast beef and horseradish is the boss, by the way)

I hope so. I like the cut of your jip sir.

Fuck yes. FUCK YES. I hope SR4 is to SR3 what SR2 was to SR. It seems that both SR and SR3 laid a good foundation, but they needed a sequel to truly make it shine. I'm looking forward to it. However I'm scared that the gestation period may be too short. It seems like it was only yesterday that we were hearing of a…

Fire Emblem isn't out til April in the UK. Preordered that badboy as soon as I could.

I asked another dude, but I can C+P it. Please give me examples. Serious question, cos I'd LOVE to play them :D

Please give me examples. Serious question, cos I'd LOVE to play them :D

Not out til April in the Uk. preordered though. You have a point good Sir.

That's awesome dude. I hope you and your kid get alot of enjoyment out of the console. Hate to admit it, but Lego City is something that I'm kinda interested in :D

That's cool man, and I'm glad you're enjoying it. I've re-read my initial post, and I have to say I was slightly too aggressive in my approach, but I am genuinely glad that people are enjoying these games. :D (It's just a shame I'm not, ;D)

Fire Emblem isn't out til April in the UK. I've preordered, and I'm looking forward to it. :) With the exception of Kid Icarus, the rest of your suggestions are just generic installments in stagnant series. More Mario? NoThankYou.jpg

I'll try ZombiU, but there's no way I'm purchasing it. I've really had enough with generic Zombie titles, and this particular one doesn't look like it does anything special at all. As for New Super Mario bros... I'm so behind on Mario, I'm bored with the dude. Mario is worse than Fifa and Madden in my opinion. But, he…

I haven't picked up the Vita yet, but I'm considering it for Soul Sacrifice. 3DS... just meh. The last game I tried on the 3DS was Virtue's Last Reward, which should have been a budget title, or come out for iOS / Android. I'm hoping that Fire Emblem changes my mind, but that's an April release for the UK.