That's not true, I'm an asshole and I drive a sedan

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

WOW, THOSE GEARS REALLY HURT!

Uh...the best damn pet shop in town!

What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1:00 in the morning?

coaching football is all he’s ever done.

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY REAL COACH!” *slams playbook and runs out of meeting room*

Weekend Coach lets me stay up until midnight!

Eli’s just sad that Mara won’t tell him why he won’t be able to visit the big farm upstate where Coughlin will get to run around with all his friends.

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

Sounds like a Superbad idea.

It’s entirely possible that they DID hire Jonah Hill and they only think they hired DePodesta.

There were no formalities needed to ‘fire’ Jim Tomsula. They just don’t pick him up from the day laborers in the Home Depot parking lot anymore.

“After what feels like 57 years of being on the hot seat”

I love picturing Eli saying verbatim, “He def didn’t fail these players.”

Eli Manning wanted to throw him a going-away party, but it wound up wobbling about six yards out of bounds.

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

“On behalf of Mr. Abromovich and everyone here at Chelsea FC, I am delighted to introduce our new manager, Arsene Wenger’s Puffy Jacket. Puffy Jacket has had years of experience at the top levels of club and international football, specializing in being a puffy jacket and providing warmth. We believe Puffy Jacket’s…

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