I'm in the same boat. The sight of her bent over with the cup in her hands gave me some very, very bad thoughts.

I still don't understand how people can seriously call the world cup a "hullabaloo" or try to marginalize its significance to sports. You people understand that this is the most widely played sport in the world and is expected to receive 3billion viewers by the end of the tournament right? The biggest golf talk,…

I don't know why I just found Michelle Wie to be sexy. Must be the beer drinking and not turning down. Damn.

fuck you. And fuck ghana.

I have to assume Rex thought of something much, much different when he heard he'd be watching "footy."

[watches clip]

Police: Can you describe the robber?

Higher ratings than the NBA or NHL Finals, higher combined Spanish-English ratings than the NFL in comparable NFL cities.

baseball sucks. just a bunch of overweight dudes in tight pants.

I think he just can´t stand watching 45 minutes of sports without somebody aggresively trying to sell him something.

Gross.

If I'm talking to my mother, I go back and forth without even noticing, especially if I'm excited or arguing.

umm... the team currently leading group D is Costa Rica. I think we'd do ok against them.

ah don't be a prick they are doing well.

Being a soccer fan does not make one a hipster.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to John Brooks and his entire family for some comments I may have made under my breath 45 minutes ago.

Fuck. Yeah.

"Well, shit. At least it's a start."

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.