Samer's a Patriots fan. But he's not an idiot, which is probably why you couldn't recognize him.

Every team should have a group of players named after a TV show. From now on I'm calling the Dolphins' offensive line "Two And A Half Men".

I shudder to think what an Idaho-themed gay bar would be.

And I'm a gay man.

Muhammad Violates Rights of Patriots

Nugent appeared to be wearing Patriots attire.

I mean, how AWFUL of them to want to provide healthy food for their employees! WHERE ARE MY CRONUTS?!

I was actually at a World Cup match where Italy didn't wipe the floor with the States. Even though they then went on to win the tournament.

Can I buy some drugs from you?

Are Jets-y plays, plays in which they trash a team favored by 10+ and smack them up in their home stadium?

Got 99 points but the bitch ain't won.

If you seriously have to ask that last question, then you don't know anything about vaccines. Babies cannot be vaccinated before certain ages. They are very vulnerable during these times. Additionally, there is a percentage of the population that cannot receive vaccines due to immune disorders. There is also a small…

Parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are the worst of the worst. They're selfish assholes who don't give a fuck that actual children might die because their little snowflake is "too special" for regular vaccines. I honestly think that children who aren't vaccinated (by choice) legally shouldn't allowed out…

Oh I know, I've heard similar and worse things from gays and lesbians. Dan Savage is one of the worst. Straight ppl, in my experience, usually just don't get it. ::sigh:: it's tough out there!

The GOP must have gotten obstinance-only education in school.

How do you think people recover from addiction? Maybe if they don't have any snap money to buy food because they're abusing the system then they will begin to have some awareness about how their choices are negatively affecting them. Because in the real world the actions you chose have consequences, and no, addiction…

benefits to be contingent on passing a series of drug tests; if they can't pass, they can't [USE PUBLIC FUNDS] to buy food.

This is bs. If you can afford to be a drug addict then you can afford groceries. I know much drugs and food costs. These people need medical and mental help. Which they should absolutely get and do. They should not be buying food on the backs of tax payers and then shell out their own money for drugs. It only…