It's not that we care, it's that we have an acceptable target that we have carte blanche to make fun of on a daily basis, and that they give us new reasons to make fun of them every week it seems. The Jets are not just a carwreck, they're like the goddamn police car pile-up from The Blues Brothers and I, for one, love…

Are you sure "None of the Above" isn't a viable option? It is NYC after all.

Speaking as a woman who works in the insurance industry, I think that Time has a fair point. I'm in Europe where legislation went into place last year which meant that we can't charge gender specific prices anymore. This mean women now pay more for life assurance and motor insurance, even though statistically they…

Eh, look at the demographic that tends to use that terminology. I actually hate this phrase for all sort of reason, but in this case I'm going with "first world problems."

Exactly. The use of 'mutilation' here is complete BS. It's not even remotely comparable to female circumcision. Circumcision is mutilation the same way that getting your ears pierced, getting a nose job, or breast augmentation is 'mutilation'. It's a minor surgical procedure that has no significant impact on function.

I don't have answers for you unfortunately, but so far I have received two responses that have informed me I am in fact mutilated based on whatever definitions they chose. I am also either not dealing with some trauma or going to in the future.

If you're making unsolicited comments about some dude's penis, you are, in fact, a douchebag and a weirdo. (Not to mention, a solid half of the guys who have expressed this to me are, in fact, quite gay.)

I absolutely agree with this:

As someone who is circumcised, is it weird if I find you essentially calling my junk mutilated offensive?

I let my ex-husband make the decision. I don't have a penis, so I don't feel like I could be informed enough to make that decision.

Perez Hilton is an asshole.

I was always so irritated that Perez Hilton continuously tried to forcibly out Wentworth Miller because his sexual orientation was nobody's business but his (and, potentially, his partner's) so it's cool that he chose to come out on his own terms for his own reasons.

God, do kids today not know how to do drugs properly?!? Between blabbing on the Internet about your wussy pills and inhaling boiling shampoo, I just can't even. Do a proper drug if you're gonna get high, and DO NOT BROADCAST your services, dealers.

They do it to get attention from dudes at parties I thought

Football has a tackling culture.

Just look at yourself right now. This is how you spend your time.

Lindsay Lohan is apartment-hunting in SoHo, and plans to have her sober coach move in with her.

the numbers will have been fudged.

If I had to go to a Jets game, I'd want to be in the section that got to do E.

Most NFL players already drive Escalades instead of Ferraris. Most NFL players actually make a very modest salary, and contract money is unguaranteed. The average NFL player will make short of $3m total for their career, which is less than your average lawyer or doctor will make.