You can get it in the mail from Hong Kong or Thailand.

While that is true, it’s not the reason in this case. Hong Kong is not subject to the same laws as the rest of China.

Hong Kong has a separate legal system. There has never been a one child policy in Hong Kong.

High quality??

That’s Miami football for you.

I mean, partly explains it.

The teenager isn’t the one getting a court order forcing someone to do something they don’t want to do.

So can former pop stars.

You’re the only one who seems to care about it. Everyone else has moved on. You’re a relic of the past, about as relevant and useful as a bi-wing fighter in today’s military.

There’s a really special place in hell reserved for you sir. Do you not have the sack to literally piss on the grave of a dead service member, or are you just more comfortable doing it metaphorically from the confines of your home anonymously on the internet?

Oh for fuck’s sake. 6 service members died, now is not the time to score political points you red-faced ass. Regardless of your feelings about the President, it’s absurd to blame the commander in chief for the loss of personnel to enemy combatants.

It’s super cool you used the death of this person in combat to share your feelings about the “gay thing.” I’m sure all the families of those killed really appreciate the fact that you’re using this opportunity to opine on how peoples’ sexuality affects their ability to honorably serve their nation in combat.

You get a day off on your birthday?

I go out drinking on Jan 1st. Only way to get over the devastating combination of the prior night’s hangover + work the next day + the start of a 10 week period of cold, miserable darkness with nothing to look forward to.

Alternative Portland Weekly, isn’t that just redundant? Unless ‘alternative’ in Portland actually means like, reading the Wall Street Journal or something.

You know what else is bonkers? Not being able to tell the difference between Tim Roth and Gerard Depardieu.

This is dumber.

This is dumb.

I guess you guys don’t have baseball in Carolina do you?

He knows enough to be indignant about the guy being in the Sepp Blatter movie. And being indignant about something is all you need to work at Gawker Media.